#drunk uta

[extrashortshorts]

Short hang out

Those two are biased so no hard feelings

[twig-gy]

sure yeah ill take info

- it’s a knitting pattern designing software ^_^ WHICH IS ON IMDB. LIKE OKAY I THOUGHT IT WAS FUNNY MUSI WHATEVER BECAUSE MY FAVORITE MAINLINE MARIO GAME, THE SWEATER GAME, BUT NO, IT’S ON IMDB, THE MOVIE WEBSITE, THE WEBSITE WHICH RANKS MOVIES. okay i’m learning things maybe it just has video games on there. it’s ranked as a video game. which is debatable. ANYWAY IT HAS A 3.3 OUT OF 10

- banana car! this is the fun fact i tell people when i need a fun fact to tell people! it’s a car! which is a banana! and took tours around america! and has a children’s book about it! which you can buy! it’s very fun to me

- i’m feeling in less of a violent (musi (fun)) mood so i want a different fun fact. taps table. yupekosi is a word in toki pona which means ‘to behave like George Lucas and revise your old creative works and actually make them worse’. the joke is one, in toki pona there are very few words so each word has a broad meaning, so its meaning being this specific is funny, two, <y> isn’t defined in toki pona as a sound. so how do you say it? no one knows! and that’s very fun to me. there used to be a website of people pronouncing it in silly ways (eg the lyrics of a medley called ryuupekosi, the first 3 lessons of the official toki pona book, etc) but i could not find it :(

i hope these fun facts were as fun to you as they were to me!

anyway complementary image of the sitelen pona glyph for kijetesantakalu, a simplified one-color raccoon, on a yellow shirt, because i could not find any images of the glyph itself that weren’t transparent, and i also thought that it would be funny to have this random image of it on a shirt

[luxthestrange]

OP Incorrect quotes#58 How you met-

Idol!Y/n: My future partner must be brave, strong, intelligent, successful, and organized- Shanks*Is drunk and...accidentally steps on a caterpillar and proceeds to drop to his knees and sob while apologizing profusely* Idol!Y/n: That one. I want that old sad one.

Part 5 of:

[wolfish-trickster]

R/misunderstanding

Gojo x female!reader

Word count: 3.9K

Summary: you don't even know how but you confess to your very good friend. He answers in a very Gojo way and you misunderstand. Gojo goes to reddit for advice

Warnings: angst, itsi bitsi fluff, possible typos and grammar mistakes

A/N: i'm not a regular visitor of reddit (only read aita stories on instagram 😅) so maybe it won't be entirely accurate. Regardless, enjoy<3

"For the hundreth time Gojo, you were in charge of drinks so YOU should go and buy some now!"

"And for the hundred first time," Gojo smiled mockingly at his senior, "you're the only one complaining so YOU should go."

You rolled your eyes. It was the first summer day. You, Gojo, Geto, Utahime, Shoko and Nanami planned this lake trip for a week. All of you had assigned roles: Geto was the one to suggest it so he didn't have to do anything extra, Utahime was in charge of transportation (which ended up being public transportation since she was caught drunk driving two days prior), Shoko and you brought blankets and towels, Nanami made and brought some snacks. And Gojo? Well...

"There will be the lake after all. Who's thirsty will simply take a sip."

Shoko's cigarette almost fell to the ground from how she gagged. "Gojo, you're disgusting. You really don't care if ducks and swans pee in there?"

"And humans."

"And humans! Thanks Nanami. Just think of how much junk you'll get into your system. And I'll have to take care of you then," she groaned and rubbed her forhead.

"It's fine," you smiled, "I'll go buy some. No big deal."

"It is a big deal! This blockhead needs to take responsibility for at least once in his life!"

You put a calming hand on Utahime's shoulder and pulled her slightly away from Gojo in case she had any funny ideas. "It's fine, really. Besides it'll at least give me something to do. I can't go into water today."

"What?" everyone's head turned towards you making you feel small. "Why?"

"Oh, uhm," you looked around awkwardly, looked at every single man present. Then closed your eyes and finally admited. "I got my period today."

As expected, all men turned back awkwardly muttering a 'oh' or 'okay' and kept on walking. Except for Nanami.

"I can go and buy them, so you don't injure yourself," he offered. "Drinks do fall under the snack category too, right?"

Before you could tell him it's real sweet of him but you're fine Gojo pushed past both him and you and dramatically waved his hands around. "Fine, then I guess I'll have to go and do it myself. Save the day as was foretold by stars themselves-"

"God almighty just go!" Utahime yelled after him.

"Well, since you're using such a nice name for me Uta~"

Shoko and Geto had to physically hold her down before she could throw something at his head.

*

Thank heavens it wasn't as hot today. Soft breeze was cooling you down while you sat on your little blanket reading your new book. Everyone else was having fun in the cool waters and you cursed your uterus for at least the fifth time today. If only it decided to torture you a day later. Or a week, you weren't picky.

Gojo emerged from the water and splashed some of it on Geto who was very protective over his hair, making him chase the white haired man around trying to drown him for revenge. You chuckled. You would've had fun if you were there with them, but you're enjoying this point of view as well. Even more. It's like watching a movie. After Geto gave up all of them went for a swim. Boring. You returned back to your romance on white pages. Just as you were getting lost in the paper world something cold dripped on your exposed legs.

"Whatcha reading?" Gojo crouched down to your level, lake water dropping from his hair all over your blanket and your lower body.

"A book."

"Well I can see you're not knitting a sweater but I was asking about the genre," he sat next to you and observed the book. "Pink cover, hmm. Don't tell me it's something romantic."

"In fact, it is," you cleared up his confusion and put a bookmark in it. You had a feeling Gojo won't let you read for a while.

"Really? You're not making fun of me, are you?"

You shook your head.

"Is it at least one of those with a huge plot twist where the guy was dead all along and was dating the girl just to get to her heart she got transplated that came from his corpse making the whole book actually a horror?"

That was....oddly specific but you still shook your head. "Just plain old romance. Why?"

"Nothing, nothing, just," he eyed you for a while, "I never thought you'de be the type to read it."

You tilted your head. How did he come to that conclusion? "How come? Do I seem coldhearted to you?"

He chuckled. "Nah. You just always complained how sappy and cheap the romance stories are so I figured..."

"I mean, yeah, some of them are pretty horrible. But once in a time I come across one I'm really enjoying. I always liked romance, just not bad one. It seems like all that's made these days is just that tho..."

He hummed and fell on his back next to you. He put his hands behind his head, his elbows touching your side. "I never understood the appeal to be honest."

"Well, it's not made for macho guys like you," at the word macho he flexed his biceps and you chuckled. "But hey, I can clear it up for you if you'd like."

"Okay," he sat up once again. "First question: why do girls in all of them go for the obvious red flag and friendzone the guy that has been there for them the whole story? And ideally why do the green flags accept the girls after they escape the abusive red flags? If i was treated as a second choice I'd show them the exit."

"I can't explain that. I don't usually read these romance triangle ones..."

"Well, and the bad guy over the good guy?"

You shrugged. "I guess that falls into the individual preferences? I personally go for the slowburn or friends to lovers or even enemies to friends to lovers if I'm feeling spicy enough," you held up your book, "but this is just toothrotting fluff with a family man."

Gojo took the book and flipped through it.

"Not gonna lie," you admited, "I used to be the type to go for the bad guys too when I was a teen. But as I got older I started to read romances that were more...realistic I guess? Or at least those that are in the realm of realism. On paper enemies to lovers sounds awesome but in real life? If I hate you I hate you, doesn't matter how hot you are."

Gojo hummed and returned the book to you. "Would be difficult to find a boyfriend with this attitute."

"What do you mean?"

"I mean, most people have their types fixed. You changed your type in what, five years? From bad boy motorbike owner to mister family oriented."

"That's not like that at all. You don't even know what's my type."

"Well," he glanced at the book cover in your lap, "seems like your type is tall, blonde, bearded."

You chuckled. "Not even close."

"Well then enlighten me," he rested his chin in the palm of his hand and listened to you intently."

You hummed. It's been a while since you thought of what you like in a guy. Consciously that is. It's not like you had a mental list that you ticked upon meeting someone.

"I guess I like a guy that can be funny. It is said that laugh heals, afterall. But not too funny to never take thing seriously. A guy that takes care of his loved ones. Oh, definitelly someone who I can have a teasing war with. But also to have deep conversations with as well. A guy that's there for me, even if he would probably rather be someowhere else having fun but he's still there with me. I also like when he's a bit clingy. Wouldn't hurt if he was taller than me. With fluffy hair. God, to run my fingers through some fluffy hair. And bright eyes! I've always had a thing for lighter eyes. You can see their pupils dilate when they look at something they love. Can't have that with dark ones," you kept on rambling until you physically had to cover your mouth with your hands. You glanced at your side at Gojo, hoping he wasn't as smart as you thought he was.

"Didn't you just- did you just describe me?"

He really is smarter than he looks. You cursed in your head. What now? Do you admit it? Do you lie and tease him saying it was all just a prank? You studied his face for any type of hint. You found nothing. Just his neutral handsome face.

Well, no pain no gain. You nodded.

At first his face remained neutral. Then his eyes widened a bit. Then he smiled. Just as you were getting your hopes up-

"We'll talk about this later."

Your heart cracked. Did you hear correctly? Did he just...reject you? Softly rejected you?

"Gojo! Come here quick! Nanami found a cool crab but won't let me keep it!" Geto yelled from the lake.

"Coming!" Gojo yelled back and stood up dusting the sand that got stuck to his wet skin on some places. He looked back at you and smirked. "Let's discuss this tomorrow, okay?"

All you could do was bite your tongue, smile and nod. He ran off leaving you all alone.

You looked down at your book. You were no longer in the mood to read about soft feelings and wholesome endings. No amount of nonsense fluff will make you feel better now.

You stood up, folded your blanket and put it back in the bag you brought, so others won't have to. On a peace of paper you wrote a quick note and wighted it down with a small rock so the wind won't blow it away.

Half an hour later the rest finally called it quits and walked up to the shore where they set their little camp.

"Wait, where's Y/N?" Geto looked around. "Wasn't she supposed to guard our stuff?"

"Relax," Shoko wrapped a towel around herself, "she probably had to go change her pad. Or tampon. Whichever she uses..."

"With all her things?" Nanami noted and pointed at your missing towel and backpack.

"Gojo, did she tell you something about leaving? You were the last person she talked to."

"No, but I did swallow her whole so she could enjoy swimming around in my stomach acid since she can't go for a swim in this world. Of course she didn't tell me anything."

Everyone groaned at Gojo's remark until Utahime picked up a neatly folded paper under a rock. "It's from Y/N! 'Sorry everyone but my belly started to hurt so I went home. I need to be alone for some time. Y/N.'" She finished reading.

"Aaaw, poor Y/N," Gojo cooed. She looked just fine when the two of them talked. To think that period pain can strike this harshly... women are starting to scare him.

"Yeah, but she'll be fine, this is just her uterus getting revenge for not having a baby, that's all," Utahime said and folded the paper.

"Actually it's more like the uterus twisting itself to get rid of all the excess inner lining it grew before-"

"Bla bla, medical nonsense, let's eat!" Gojo attacked Nanami's home baked sweets. Soon others did the same and the talk about their friend's uterus was long fogotten. But Gojo kept thinking of her. How she basically told him to his face he's her ideal type. A warm feeling spread inside his chest, and not from the awfully warm soda that got heated up from the sun.

*

Few days passed. Still no words from Y/N. Gojo messaged her right after all of them went home from the lake. Then as soon as he woke up the next day. Then in the evening. Still nothing. What happened? Is her pain this bad? He should go and check up on her.

On his way there he met Shoko. Just the girl he needs. "Shoko! Listen I need to ask you something sk could you get into your med mode?"

Shoko sighed. "Okay, what do you need?"

"Could period pain cause someone to be paralysed?"

"Whoa, how did you think of that?"

Gojo shrugged.

"Well, I've read a study saying the worst period cramp could feel is worse than a heart attack," Gojo went pale, "but I don't think anyone would get paralysed."

"Oh," he said a little dissapointed. "You see I've been trying to contact Y/N but she hasn't texted me back yet. I thought she was too weak to even lift up her phone..."

"What? She's talking to me just fine, look," she showed him her phone and sure enough he saw a funny exchange between the two of them arguing about something movie related.

"Well, this just looks like she's successfully ignoring me," he looked at his own phone, the messages he sent her with no replies.

"Did you tell her something to piss her off? And no sarcasm this time!"

Gojo rubbed the back of his neck. Should he tell her? Why not? She's his friend, and a doctor too! Who cares if not doctor of psychology! All titles are the same anyways.

"Well, we did talk about romance. Then we talked about what types of people we like. And then she basically described me. She even confirmed when I asked her, can you believe that!"

Shoko's expression went from curious, to amused to horrified. "Oh my god Gojo, what did you tell her?"

"I didn't tell her I hate her!" Gojo reassured her and Shoko breathed out in relief. "I told her we'll talk about it later and-"

"Gojo," Shoko groaned. "No wonder she's avoiding you."

"What? I only meant... I wanted to text her after we all get back home and ask her out."

"What?"

Gojo sighed. "I meant 'let's talk about getting into a relationship later'. I finally got the green light to ask her out, but I wanted to do it in another way, not while I was half naked and she was sweating bullets. I wanted to do it romantically, through a text, like in the book she was reading. I flipped it through and I have to admit, it had some pretty neat ideas."

Shoko just kept staring at him. How could men be this dumb? Does she really need to spell it out to him how badly he fucked up? "It doesn't matter what you planned on doing later. Now she thinks you've rejected her! Of course she doesn't want to talk to you. You broke her heart!"

Gojo stepped back. "I didn't-... She just-... shit, I need to explain," he walked past Shoko but she stopped him.

"Where are you going?"

"To Y/N's. I wanted to stop by and check on her, see if she needed any pain killers or...something else. But now I need to talk to her face to face and explain myself!" he pried his arm from Shoko's clutches and walked on.

"But she isn't home! She's at her parents' house!" She yelled after him.

"And how do you know that?"

"Because I just came from hers. She asked me to water her plants while she's gone."

Gojo stopped. His heart sped up. She can't be out of his reach just yet. If only he knew where her parents lived... if only she just stopped ignoring him...Is this what fear feels like?

"Oh man," he geoaned into his palms and threw his head back, "I fucked up. I didn't even mean to!"

"Well," Shoko walked up to him and patted his shoulder, "that's what you get when your mouth runs faster than your head."

"What should I do Shoko? Did she tell you how long she'll be gone?"

Shoko thought for a while. "She mentioned some wedding but I don't think she told me how long specifically. She just instructed me to drop by once a week and water he phalenopsis but that's it."

He sighed. You'll be gone for at least more than a week. He can't bare that. What if you find comfort in some groomsman's embrace in effort to forget him? He can't let that happen! Suddenly an idea flashed through his mind. "Thanks Shoko," he hugged his friend and took long strides back home. Modern probelms require modern solutions. And much more people's opinions and ideas to fix this.

*

"What a day," you breathed out when you fell backwards into your fluffy bed. Your cousin's weddjng was certainly something. Up until now you've only experienced the old fashioned ones. This one had a modern spin on it that you didn't exactly hate. But you did hate the fact you couldn't be happier for her. The entire time you kept thinking about Gojo. How you'll never have what your cousin had. Not with the man of your dreams anyways. If you weren't so stupid and didn't run your mouth you could still at least be delusional it could happen. But now, that he cleared up everything with his gentle rejection...

You rolled on your side and hugged a pillow to your chest, pretending it was someone's, anyone's, torso. Your phone vibrated. You reached up for your purse to get it. It could be Shoko. Some problems with your beloved plants? Wait, why would she go and water your orchids at 5am? When you finally found your phone you saw the reason behind the vibration: a reddit notification.

You did like soft fluffy romances with good endings, but you were an absolute slut for drama as well. And what better source than reddit? Granted, some of those stories are made up, but real or not they are still entertaining as hell.

You clicked on the orange app to see what's new. Some guy posted the same story on three different subreddits. r/AITA, r/WIBTA, r/advice, r/ifuckedup... well, drama is drama. Besides, it could take your mind off of real life stuff.

So, you began reading.

My (23M) friend (22F) isn't talking to me because I reacted to her confession in a weird way and I think she might've misunderstood me. How do I fix this?

Her and I met in highschool. She was so talented she skipped a grade and got into the same class as me. At first I only thought she was a nerd who wasted her entire life burried in books and obsessed with being at the top of her class. But when I got to know her I started having a small crush on her. She was smart, don't get me wrong, but not that type of 'I'm better than you' kind of way. She was also very kind, always helping me and my friends with studying and matter how stupid my question was she always made sure to explain it in idiot-understandable way. She also was super fun to be around. On all april fool's day me and her pranked the whole school. Never missed a single one. Outside of my best friend she was the only one to never shy away from teasing me back, or telling me off. I also have to add I'm devilishly handsome and most girls fell at my feet back then (they do now too btw) but she didn't. Well, my upperclassman didn't either but that's a different story. Point is, she was refreshing.

After we graduated we wanted to have some fun. So me and all other graduates decided to go and spend some time by a lake. She was on her period so she didn't go for a swim. I felt bad for leaving her on the shore all alone while we had fun. So I went up to her to spend some time with her. We talked about books and somehow got to talk about our special and ideal types. I wanted to tell her 'you are my special' but I wasn't sure I should. So I asked her what's her type instead. And guys, she described me! And this isn't me reaching. She confirmed it too! I was over the moon! But she mentioned how she liked guys who could also be serious, and since that moment back then was kinda serious I didn't want to make a fool out of myself by throwing myself at her like I always wanted. Earlier I flipped through her book and there was a passage where the guy texted the girl and asked her out in a very sweet way. He sent her a math equasion and once she solved it it said 'date?'. I wanted to replicate it later that day. So I told her we'll talk about it later. Spoiler: big mistake.

Now after three full days she isn't texting me back. My friend told me she went to her parents'. I would've drove there if I knew where it was. To explain myself and be her date for the wedding (my friend mentioned one of her family members had a wedding) so even the bride could be jealous. But now I have no way of contacting her, no idea where she is or how long she'll be there. I'm screwed.

It would be real swell if you guys could give me some advice (I'm not above going the illegal route if needed).

I just really need to have her back in my life.

You came to an end. You weren't stupid. You saw the parallels. This must've been written by Gojo. Everything checked out. You were talented enough to be admited to jujutsu high a year earlier. You did prank Yaga every april fool's together. There's no other way this could be about someone else.

You sat up in your bed, your face illuminated by your phone. What now? Should you call him? What would you even tell him? Listen buddy, I wanted to distract myself from the heartbreak you caused me so I read something on reddit and lo and behold you post on reddit too at the same time. What a coincidence, right? You couldn't just do that...

Sun was slowly climbing up the sky. Rays of warm light joined your phone's cold ones on your face. You've decided. You changed from your bridesmaid dress, took your backpack, stole your father's car keys (you never did such a thing in your teen years and your dad always teasingly complained about not being like all other fathers that scolded their misbehaving offsprings, you didn't think he would be mad if you actually fullfilled his one wish) and got on the road. You had a guy to talk to.

A/N: it was getting too long so I split it into two parts (plus my fingers started to hurt)

[sashi-ya]

"What you doing baby girl?"

Uta, come get your dad. He is drunk and trying to flirt with young girls.

[shanksxbuggy]

(second screenshot found on Twitter/X)

A small shuggy connection in One Piece Academy? When Uta transfers to their school as Luffy’s old childhood friend, she interacts with Buggy and they both don’t recognize each other. But there’s an extra panel of their interaction and after putting the above text into a translator basically the gist of what they’re saying is:

Uta: Buggy? I’ve heard that name somewhere…

Buggy: That’s because I’m a famous person!! Buahaha!!

Buggy is just hyping himself up and Uta doesn’t actually know him. The implication here is that Uta heard Buggy’s name from Shanks, but she’s not exactly aware of who Buggy is or the context of their relationship. So did she overhear Shanks talking about Buggy or does he say Buggy’s name when he’s drunk? Does Shanks just randomly say Buggy’s name??

Anyways this means we might see shuggy in One Piece Academy…

[spiteless-xo]

3 and 122 with geto 🙈

yay another geto request, ty anon 🥰 i am a little bit tipsy atm (i had a beer w dinner and apparently it's hitting me hard???) so apologies in advance if there's more mistakes than usual

list of prompts ⋆ masterlist

╰┈➤ smut prompts - 3 & 122. “Aw, your legs are trembling~ does it feel that good?” “Look how good you take it.”

ft. geto/fem!reader cw. unedited, not proofread, explicit sexual content (drunk sex, semi-public sex, vaginal, tiny bit of choking), explicit language. 1,907 words.

bonus. art by @toxrez

"aw, sugu! your little girlfriend can't hold her liquor!"

"says the man who's been sipping on diet cokes all night."

"hey, what can i say? my body is a temple."

"oh, come on, don't give her such a hard time!"

it's hard to tell who's talking amongst the chatter at the bar and the haze in your mind from all of the alcohol. but you smile and laugh along when you see the others break out into giggles and geto's warm hand on your knee gives you a grounding squeeze.

when geto invited you out for drinks with his friends, you didn't really know what you were signing up for. geto was a moderate drinker, usually wine with dinner or a glass of whiskey before bed -- but shoko and utahime were party girls and gojo was a pusher.

"look! she's laughing!" gojo says, slamming his fist on the table to draw attention before pointing across at you. "uta, go order another round!"

"why do i have to do it?"

you try to follow their squabbling as the room spins around you but your breath catches in your throat when you smell geto's bold, cedar cologne and feel his warm breath on the shell of your ear.

"are you ok? you don't have to keep drinking."

"uh huh!" you say cheerfully, shooting him a lazy grin as you reach forward to grab a glass of water from the table.

he watches you in amusement, eyes crinkling as you bring the glass to your lips -- miss completely -- and then spill all over your shirt.

before you can even set the glass down, he has a handful of napkins and he's dabbing at your shirt. the water is icy cold and shocks away some of your drunken haze. you feel a flood of heat burn in your cheeks as you look around at geto's friends, embarrassed.

"shit, are you ok?" shoko asks and you try to wave her off.

"i'm ok, just a spill!" you say, grabbing some of the napkins from geto's hands to work on cleaning up the mess yourself.

she nods toward the bathrooms in the back of the bar. "they have one of those air dryers in there, you could use it to help dry off," she suggests before nodding toward geto. "smoke?"

"no, i'm gonna stay to help her clean off," geto says, still looking over at you with amusement as you try to dry yourself off.

"go hang out with your friends," you whisper, hoping that you're quiet enough that shoko doesn't catch the waver in your voice. "i'll be fine."

"i want to be with you," he insists, shooting another smile at shoko before she shrugs and walks off, cigarette already pursed between her lips.

"i'm going to the bathroom anyway, i'll be ok," you say. you stand up from your seat and geto mimicks the action.

"perfect, i'll come with you."

gojo howls from his seat at the table. "where are you going?"

you try to stumble out a response, but geto presses a warm hand on your lower back and guides you away from the table without a word. you can faintly hear utahime scolding gojo for being annoying before it's drowned out by the chatter of the bar.

"it's ok, suguru, i can clean myself off -- it's just water."

"i feel partially responsible," he admits, ducking his head to speak into your ear as he guides you to the bathrooms. "i should've warned you."

when the two of you walk down the hallway to the bathrooms, the loud music in the bar is immediately muffled. you let out a sigh of relief at the peace and quiet -- you hadn't realized how overwhelmed you were until you found yourself somewhere quiet.

along the hallway, there are several doors leading to single-occupant bathrooms with a small sink, toilet, and mirror. you duck into the nearest available room and find a little hand dryer in the back corner -- perfect for the water spill on your chest.

"take your shirt off, it will be easier."

you turn around in alarm when you hear the sounds of the bar disappear completely when geto closes the door behind him, leaning back against it as he looks down at you.

the room is small, there's barely enough room for you, let alone your six-foot-three boyfriend. you gulp nervously.

"i'm ok, suguru," you say again, but you grab the bottom hem of your shirt to pull it up over your head. "i don't need your help."

"what if i just want to take a break, too?" he hums, cocking his head to the side.

he watches you with careful, narrowed eyes as you hold your shirt over the fan. you palm at the button and a blast of air shoots out of the machine -- and you immediately drop your shirt.

with a huff, you snap at the hips to pick it up, bending over until your ass is pushing against geto's crotch. he makes a pleased grunt in response and settles both hands on your hips, holding you close even when you stand up tall.

"sorry," you breathe, turning your head to the side to look up at him as he holds you tight against his chest.

"don't apologize," he hums, and he lowers his head down until his lips meet yours.

he tastes like whiskey -- the warm oaky spice flooding your senses as his tongue brushes against yours. one hand slides up from your hip, over your breasts, until his large palm is wrapped around your throat.

you moan into his mouth as he gives you a small squeeze, his other hand dipping low between your thighs, and you can feel the warmth of his hand, even through your jeans.

"is this why you followed me in here?" you ask, breathless when he pulls away.

he smiles, eyes still closed from the kiss. "not entirely... but why waste an opportunity?"

"won't your friends notice we're gone?"

"probably."

"don't you care?"

"i only care about you, princess."

he dips forward again, capturing your lips in another deep kiss. he starts rubbing you firmly through your jeans and when you rock your hips against him, you can feel him hardening against your ass.

"just a quickie," he whispers into your mouth, and he guides you forward against the sink, sliding both hands back to your hips to spin you around to face him.

your chest heaves as you look up at him and you watch his gaze travel from your face to your exposed breasts, only clothed by the bra you put on earlier this evening. he bites his lip, sliding his hands up your waist until he's palming at your breasts, gently thumbing at your hardening nipples through the thin fabric.

"beautiful," he whispers, pulling your bra down to expose yourself to him, just as you hop up to sit on the edge of the sink. "beautiful."

he dips his head low, wrapping his lips around your pert nipple and tonguing at the bud softly as your hands reach down between your bodies. you fumble with his belt, unbuckling it slowly between stuttered gasps as your shoulders fall back into the mirror behind you.

undoing his button and sliding down his zipper, you slip your hand down the front of his jeans and palm at his cock. geto groans in satisfaction around your breast, pressing his hips forward for more as you rub him through his underwear.

he pulls away just enough for you to work on the button of your own jeans, slipping them down off your hips to your knees as geto pushes his down around his thighs.

grabbing your legs, he throws them both up over his shoulder, pushing you hard against the mirror and sliding his cock along your entrance.

"you ok?" he asks, looking down at you with hooded eyes and a dark flushed face.

admittedly, you're contorted into an awkward position, but you don't see any other way of getting this to work with geto in such a small room and the ache between your legs is too needy to be ignored at this point.

you brace your hands on the rim of the sink as he guides his cock between your folds, pushing gently at your entrance until he slides inside.

geto groans from deep in his chest as you gasp at the intrusion, pussy squeezing around him tightly as he rocks his hips into you. you watch the muscles in his jaw twitching as he clenches his jaw, eyes fluttering as he pushes deeper and deeper.

"you ok?" you ask in a breathless pant and he shifts his gaze from where you two meet, up to your face.

"always," he smiles, face softening as he looks at you.

"quickie, remember," you say and he nods.

he thrusts fully into you, then, and the feeling of being filled has you gasping out. you throw your head back, slamming into the mirror with a dull thunk! as geto's hips shift against you -- pulling back before slamming forward again.

he groans, one palm pressed into the mirror beside your head while the other holds your legs in place on his broad shoulder. "shit," he hisses, "you feel so good."

you can only offer him a whimper in response, feeling the head of his cock hitting that soft spongey wall of your cunt. you scrunch your eyes shut, brows furrowed as you bite at your lip, trying desperately to hold back from screaming out his name.

his hips slap against your thighs with every thrust and you can feel your gut tightening, heat flooding between your thighs as your orgasm builds.

"fuck," he moans, his voice slipping into a velvety purr. "i wish you could see this -- see how good you take me."

you nod, biting at your lip as you struggle to hold back your moans, listening to geto's voice as it fills the small space.

"making my cock so wet -- squeezing me so tight -- that's my girl, taking me so fucking well."

your head falls forward into your chest with a choked sob when you cum, squeezing impossibly tighter around him as your pussy flutters through the waves of your orgasm. he moans in approval, fucking you harder and sending jolts of electricity through your body.

"that's it -- cum for me," he grunts, leaning forward to speak into your ear. "your legs are shaking, princess -- does it feel that good?"

"suguru," you gasp, hands slipping from the sink and reaching up to grab fistfuls of his shirt.

geto presses forward, bending you in half and pushing you into the mirror as he fucks you deeper. he groans in your ear, pressing his forehead against you as he nears his release -- you notice that he's shaking, too.

with a gasping groan, he pushes his hips flush against you. you can feel each twitch of his cock as he cums deep inside of you. his hand balling into a tight fist against the mirror as he pants against your ear.

the two of you hardly have time to catch your breath before you're startled by a pounding fist against the door.

"suguwu!" calls a voice from the other side. "are you two done fucking? the girls want to go to the club, let's go!"

geto pulls away just enough to look down at you, face scrunched into an embarrassed frown. you giggle in response.

[one-piece-aus]

Hii I hope your day is going well ! I was looking through your masterlist and saw your music hcs from a few years ago for the straw hats and I don't think you did the followup for supernova trio? I was wondering if i could request that myself or even music hcs for all supernovas if possible? Thank you :)

Ahoy! I sorta haven't been getting around to it like many of my other hcs and requests, but I am in the mood to do music related stuff! Also I've broaden my music tastes a lot since last time so I might need to update the Strawhats' later, but for now we're here for-

Music Genres/Artists the Supernovas Listen to (Headcanons)

Law

If your first thought is that he listens to the most edgiest emo music there is, you're absolutely right!/hj

Okay, but being real here, he's gonna be picky about the edgy music, I'd say it leans more to moody rather than depressed

Songs like that would be Something in the Way and Heart-Shaped Box by Nirvana, Paint it Black by Rolling Stones, Natural, Bones and (maybe) Enemy by Imagine Dragons, Heathens and Stresssd Out by Twenty One Pilots, Losing My Religion by R.E.M. , Crying Lightning by Artic Monkeys, Duvet by Bòa

Crazy by Gnarls Barkley was 1000% played a repeat nurmous times

Can be found at 1 am - 3 am listening and sometimes singing Wake Me Up Inside/hj

Oblivion by Dirty Palm on the other hand is played here and there but he's not too much a fan of bass songs unless he is at the club drunk and dancing all that stress & trauma off (love that one rave Law fanart )

Viva La Vida by Coldplay is a classic favorite for him

You know, he probably listens to Maneater by Daryl Hall because Dr. Heart Stealer gives those vibes

Enjoys the SIAMÉS album Bounce Into The Music but would also find comfort in their album Home

His go to genres would be soft rock or alternative rock but isn't opposed when it comes to certain pop songs like Don't You Worry Child (catch him at the right time and he will get emotional over that song)

Enjoys the older stuff & independent artists (I remember reading Law is German so many he'd like German music?)

Artists he listens to: Nirvana, Coldplay, Three Doors Down, Franz Ferinard, Artic Monkeys, The Score, Imagine Dragons, and Fall Out Boy

Kid

Metal Music

Was that not obvious?

Loves the classics

Metallica, Guns & Roses, Thrasher, Black Sabbath, Rob Zombie, Three Days Grace, Smashing Pumpkins

He enjoys rock

The Offspring, Foo Fighters, Skid Row, Rolling Stones, Finger Eleven, Ozzy Osborne, AC/DC

He enjoys some new bands like Yungbund, Blacklite District, and Goku Luck

I know there's pirate metal but he gives more viking metal vibes (does listen to both)

You know he's jamming out to the second Death Note opening & Kaiju No. 8's opening

Traitor by Daughtry and Unstable by Chaotica

He might like phonk

Says rap is crap (who's gonna tell him Goku Luck is hiphop)

Allergic to Country/serious

Is the kind of Metalhead that says Nu Metal is not Metal

Psst, can I let you in on a little secret? He secretly listens to Lady Gaga, don't tell anyone or he'll kill you

Killer

Listens to most of the stuff Kid does but also has his own tastes

Nickel Back, Coldplay, Valley of Wolves, Unsecret, Skillet, One OK Rock, Meatloaf, Opal in Sky, Okamoto, The Cranberries, and Man With a Mission

Killer is more familiar with sea shanties than Kid

He enjoys listening to Uta (Ado), his favorite song of hers would be Gira Gira because he does relate to the lyrics (he really wanted to go to her concert but the crew probably got caught up doing business on another island and missed it)

Secretly would go to a 90s pop rave, waving glowsticks as artists like 2 Unlimited blast through the speakers/silly

Is the kind of Metalhead that says Nu Metal is Metal (not in front of Kid though)

Also allergic to country/serious

Hawkins

Dark Academia and Goth Ambience

He enjoys the somber pianos, it's peaceful and helps him study

Organ pianos are pleasing to him as well, if played right

He might be able to play piano but the violin (which is another instrument he enjoys listening to) is tricky to find the rhythm he prefers

Does love classic violin yet finds the epic violin music videos on YouTube to be appealing

And if he’s not listening to that, meditation/ambiance music is playing

Unironically listens to background music from video games such as Minecraft or Genshin Impact

Moonlit Night from the Death Parade OST is one of his favorites

If you can't tell, he enjoys soothing instrumentals

Is a big fan of Tchaikovsky

Enjoys music from 90s Disney (Cinderella especially)

Absolutely listens to Phantom of the Opera! Look at this man! You can't tell me he doesn't!

Probably enjoys French love songs

Apoo

DJ Apoo is in the house and you know he's all about the funky music!

80s, 90s, 00s, 10s, and even 20s, he loves all the rave & bass boost songs

Eurodancer, Daft Punk, 2 Unlimited, it's all a bop

Hip-hop & Rap are his jam (his taste for that would not be mine so you may list them here)

Apoo is pretty organized with his playlists, being a DJ and all, has most of them separated by genre

He thinks listening to music from Anime, Movies, and Video Games is stupid (*hands you your baseball bat*)

Drake

His ass is boring

He listens to whatever is playing on the radio

Not much of a music guy so he doesn't have any custom playlists

He might be fond of a few songs that come on the radio

Music to Drake is mainly just background noise when driving

While he doesn't mind someone playing their music, he prefers if he can understand the lyrics

Drake will easily get flustered if he hears spicy songs being played, especially if someone else is there, if he’s alone he’s instantly changes the station

Bonney

Popstars by KDA

I think her taste leans to rebellious as in "Fuck you, I do what I want"

So her taste can go from Don't Threaten Me With a Good Time by Panic At The Disco, to Seven Nation Army by White Stripes

Artists she listens to on the regular would be The Offspring, Panic At The Disco, BTS(?), P!nk, Fallout Boy, Cozmez, Fake Type, UNSECRET, and Eminem

Maybe a few Kelly Clarkson songs like Stronger and Since You've Been Gone

She does not like others putting on music, you can expect her to make a fuss if you try putting on something

Auxcord hog

Bege

The Godfather OST/hj

But for real he does like Italian instrumentals

Has a taste for soft love ballets

A few French and Spanish songs are appealing to him

He doesn't like pop, hip hop, rock, metal, or rap, and doesn't understand why the youth enjoy it so much

Except for 80s J-pop, he can see the appeal for songs such as Airport Lady by Toshiki Kadomatsu or Telephone Number by Junko Ohashi

And soft rock, specially the love songs like Just The Way You Are by Billy Joel or Can't Help Falling in Love With You by Elves (he just loves his wife, guys)

Urouge

So basing this off one of his hobbies Oda has confirmed

He loves seductive music, whether it’s playing in the background or he looking for something to listen to

Most played songs is Careless Whispers

Jazz and spicy pop are his top genres

Prime examples are: Mirrors by Natalia Kills, Sway by Michael Bublé, Pause by Pitbull, One More Night by Maroon 5, Stalker's Tango by Autoheart Lent

I could make playlists for them if y'all want but for now, do what you will with these headcanons, make your own playlists ✨️

[tg-headcanons]

Tokyo ghoul characters and what they’d wear for Halloween:

Hinami: Pirate, so she could go trick or treating with her bird. She can’t eat candy but she WILL have a good time and then give it all to Hide and Kimi

Kaneki: The Biologist from Annihilation. No one knows what it is, half the people he talks to think he’s not wearing a costume at all. And the other unfortunate half get the very long and convoluted explanation of the plot of the southern reach trilogy that he has locked and loaded

Hide: Hot Dog

Touka and Yoriko: Vampires. Touka never celebrated Halloween before, but Yoriko loves it and convinced her to let her dress her up. She ended up putting her in an incredible outfit and makeup, and she spent the night passing out the homemade treats Yoriko made to trick or treaters

Koma: he has worn the exact same Gorilla costume for the past ten years. So have the rest of his gang. They all dress like gorillas and terrorize the city

Irimi: bayonetta, she knows what she’s working with and is picking up 22 year old women at the club

Yoshimura: he didn’t have a costume so Irimi put cat ears on him and he let it happen

Nishiki and Kimi: morticia and Gomez Addams. He’s morticia and she’s Gomez

Rize: she would go in amazing cosplays. She had quite the talent for thrifting clothes and altering them for costumes, and it’s really easy to lure men away to be eaten when dressed as Misa Misa

Uta: He’s going Full rocky horror. He’s the best Frank N Furter the world has ever seen. He made the whole thing himself, he even made the leather out of human skin he flayed. Eco friendly king

Yomo: he just wears his ghoul mask

Tsukiyama: Hannibal Lector. He’s really mad that no one can guess it or thinks he’s not wearing a costume because he already dressed and behaved like that

Saiko: really shitty hatsune Miku

itori: INCREDIBLE hatsune miku

Urie: refuses to wear a costume so Shirazu tells everyone he’s going as a Virgin

Shirazu: he welded knight’s armor himself out of scrap from damaged equipment the CCG was throwing out. It keeps poking him and he had to clean blood off of it but it looks incredible. He wins 100 bucks in a costume contest and he’s so hyped, it’s worth the carpal tunnel

Mutsuki: He has a hidden talent for makeup since he’s been doing masculinizing contouring for a bit, and made an amazing zombie. After several drinks he had the time of his life scaring the shit out of other drunk people outside the club

Juuzou: he’s actually not wearing a costume but everyone thinks he is because he just dresses like that. His ass is trick or treating

Akira: cat. She has dressed as a cat every single year since she was seven and will not stop now. Her first purchase with adult money when she got her job was a high quality cat costume upgrade. She is committed and she’s not changing it now.

Seidou and Amon: they were planning on doing a couple’s costume of Deadpool and wolverine but when they showed up on Halloween they were both Deadpool because they thought they were the funny one in the relationship. Neither are correct

Arima: three hole punch Jim

Houji: to keep up professionalism but enjoy the spirit of Halloween, he went with Dracula because all it is is just adding a cape and fangs to his regular suit.

Tatara: when he met up with Houji to fuck nasty he wasn’t wearing a costume because he doesn’t care, but upon seeing Houji’s he ripped a branch off the nearest tree, sliced the tip a few times to make a stake, and said he’s going as Van Helsing

Naki: pumpkin head. He stole a Jack o lantern and put it his head and it was really funny until he couldn’t get it off

Eto: the cockroach from franz Kafka’s the metamorphosis, she’s operating the legs with her kagune and it looks so freaky. She’s getting on all fours and rat crawling around and genuinely looks like a giant cockroach. She’s making children and high people lose their shit

Furuta: playboy bunny

[dragonsbluee]

One of my Straw Hat headcanons is that when the crew learns about how Luffy got his scar under his eye, they all immediately revaluate their impression of Shanks like the true mother hens they are.

Especially after the 2 year time skip, the crew treats Luffy like the treasure he is to them, and when he eventually starts talking about his childhood, it's one of the first stories to be told. They know, of course about how he was given the hat, but this story falls a little before.

"Your main form of supervision as a toddler -

"I was seven!"

"A toddler - was a highly questionable, often drunk or definitely hungover pirate captain who left you unsupervised with a knife?"

"There was Makino too!"

"And we acknowledge that Makino is a gift unto this world -"

"Damn Usopp, really pulling out the stops there."

"Quiet! But anyways, this explains so much."

"Emperor of the sea? So what, you're one too! We need to have a talk about how he chooses to care for children."

"Wait 'till I tell you all about Uta!"

"WHO?!"

Fast forward a few years and Shanks is very confused as to why Luffy's crew seems prickly towards him, and overall not that impressed. Why are they muttering when they see him? Why don't they leave Luffy alone with him? Why do they seem disappointed? Ben, on the other hand, is just thankful that someone finally gets it.

[cyborg-franky]

At The Airport... With One Piece Characters

Since I just thought, since I got back from holiday I would do some fun headcanons.

Makes you arrive at the airport at least 2 hours early. Chopper, Jinbei, Nami, Usopp, Deuce, Thatch, Izou, Law, Cora, Smoker, Croc, Perona, Boa, Koala

Is in no rush, annoys everyone because they are in no rush but they make it with plenty of time. Sanji, Brook, Franky, Robin, Marco, Killer, Shanks, Roger, Rayleigh, Mihawk

Is in no rush and you barely make it. Zoro, Luffy, Ace, Kid, Buggy, Sabo

Gets lost. Zoro, Luffy, Corazon, Sabo

Ends up in the wrong end of the airport. Zoro, Kid, Corazon Gets on the wrong flight. Zoro, Sabo

Gets drunk at an airport bar. Zoro, Shanks, Roger, Rayleigh, Doffy

Is the one who looks after the tickets and passports. Jinbei, Franky, Nami, Ace, Usopp, Deuce, Killer, Law, Smoker, Rayleigh, Koala, Mihawk

Forgets their passport. Zoro, Luffy, Corazon, Shanks

Has a obnoxious suitcase you couldn’t miss for miles. Sanji, Chopper, Brook, Franky, Nami, Marco, Thatch, Izou, Uta, Law, Buggy, Croc, Boa, Perona, Doffy

Has a super average bag and you miss it like 8 times. Jinbei, Usopp, Robin, Deuce, Killer, Cora, Smoker, Rayleigh, Sabo Has that one strange looking bag shape that makes everyone nervous but it's nothing. Zoro, Luffy, Ace, Kid, Shanks, Roger,Mihawk [coffin shaped]

Doesn’t know how to pack. Zoro, Luffy, Marco, Kid, Roger, Sabo

Super light traveler. Zoro, Luffy, Jinbei, Franky, Ace, Marco, Deuce, Kiler, Corazon, Shanks, Smoker, Rayleigh

Brought like 20 outfits for a 3 day trip. Sanji, Brook, Nami, Usopp, Thatch, Izou, Law, Uta, Buggy, Croc, Boa, Perona, Doffy, Mihawk

Loves flying. Luffy, Brook, Franky, Ace, Marco, Killer, Uta, Roger, Perona, Doffy, Mihawk

Scared of flying. Chopper, Nami, Usopp, Deuce, Buggy Indifferent to flying. Zoro, Sanji, Jinbei, Robin, Thatch, Izou, Kid, Corazon, Law, Shanks, Rayleigh, Croc, Smoker, Boa, Koala, Sabo

Takes full advantage of duty-free. Brook, Nami, Thatch, Izou, Corazon, Shanks, Buggy, Rayleigh

Herds the group to the right gate. Jinbei, Franky, Nami, Usopp, Deuce, Killer, Law, Koala

Worries the entire time they’ve forgotten something. Chopper, Usopp, Deuce, Izou, Perona

Sleeps the entire trip Zoro, Jinbei, Ace, Killer, Corazon, Shanks, Sabo

Panics the entire trip Chopper, Usopp, Deuce, Buggy

Sets off the metal detector 20 times Zoro [No you can't take on three swords] Franky, Ace, Marco, Killer, Kid, Law, Shanks, Croc, Smoker, Sabo, Mihawk

Gets too flirty during pat down Sanji, Brook, Nami, Ace, Thatch, Shanks, Rayleigh, Doffy

Gets distracted all the time Luffy, Chopper, Marco, Corazon, Roger, Perona

Is the person who mentions Final Destination while on the flight  Brook, Ace, Robin, Marco, Kid, Killer, Law, Mihawk, Sabo Flirts with flight attendants Sanji, Brook, Nami, Ace, Thatch, Shanks, Rayleigh, Doffy Claps when the plane lands Luffy, Chopper, Brook, Usopp, Robin, Killer, Corazon, Roger, Koala First class all the way[friends can come too &lt;3] Sanji [Zoro is in the luggage hold, fuck that moss ball] Brook, Robin, Marco, Uta, Rayleigh First class all the way solo Croc, Doffy, Boa, Mihawk [fuck dem kids] First class for them, bottom for rest of their group Nami, Izou, Law, Buggy, Perona

[goodlucksnez]

Well here it is as promised! I made a resolution that in 2024 every month i would make a surprise wav for one of my snzblr friends, so i made a random wheel with friends on it and spun it so this months friend is *drum roll* @ithadtobesneezing

I had this thought a long time ago and well I had to put it to use! I LOVE LOVE LOVE the hc that T/oge can make Y/uta snez from the cursed energy, so of course I ran with that..also my own hc that T/oge is sensitive to champagne. So without further rambling enjoy!

guide: Bonito flakes (agreement), Caviar (curse word like fuck or shit),samon (agreement but more casually kinda like the word whatever), mustard leaf (im sorry, or apologetic)

For my peeps with audio/hearing issues transcript is below

TOGE:  and YUTA:

YUTA: Here to a job well done *clicks glasses*

TOGE:  Bonito flakes

YUTA:  hey don’t be like that you did amazing! I mean that move where you jumped of that railing and you slide on your heels that was strght out of a action movie

TOGE:  *sniffs and rubs at his nose* Salmon

YUTA: think how rare this we actually get to just hang out and have a drink TOGE: ther…it is nice is it not?

TOGE: hmm *nods and sips and hiccups*

YUTA:  oh I guess you would be a lightweight haha

TOGE: hmm*grumpling before sniffling

YUTA:  oh im sorry I didn’t mean to make you upset are you-

TOGE: sneezes 2 times in quick succession

YUTA: ohh,oh um *hitches* bless you *sneezes harshly* bless you

TOGE:  Mustard leaf

YUTA:  you do not need to apologize it happens, *sneezes* phew a few sneezes are not going to kill me

TOGE: *in his head* but it is my fault, this would not be happening if I Wasn’t so weak*

YUTA: hey hey no look at me I know that face, no this isn’t your fault, heck if I wasn’t so su*starts hitching* susceptible *sneezes harshly again* ugh phew sorry this would not be a issue

TOGE: laughs and grabs a couple napkin

YUTA: hey I said issue not tissue snez again harshly

TOGE: just take it

YUTA: *blow nose before looking up starlted* wahh did you actually  just speak to me oh wow

TOGE: hmm Salmon *sips more drink*

YUTA:  wow you much really trust me..or your drunk

TOGE: *flustered gay noise before hitching*

YUTA: oh go ahead

TOGE: fanning face before ducking into his sleeve with snez 1….2

YUTA: *hitching* go one 1 more

TOGE: sneeze

YUTA: sneeze…ugh bless us

TOGE: mumbles and runs out of bar

YUTA: hey wait don’t go, where are you going

TOGE: in alleyway *stupid stupid I’m sorry this is all my fault he should not be anywhere near me

YUTA: TOGE:  yoge where are you hey come out dude come on

TOGE: all I have to do is stay quite I can do tha*-hitch oh no not now

YUTA: wait what is that I can feel his cursed energy��. I can sense him…

TOGE:  no no..not like this now..large snez

YUTA: woah hey no need to run I am unarmed. I didn’t need to search that hard hey no,no look at me…you eyes are all red so is your nose…have you ever had champagne before?

TOGE: shacks head

YUTA: I think you might be allergic to it

TOGE:  Caviar

YUTA: hey you kiss your mother with that mouth come on lets get you back

TOGE: whines and rubs at his nose

YUTA: I know allergies suck; I know better then most this *points at his face* nose of mine I definitely understand try to not to rub at it will just make the itch worse

TOGE: sniffs and rubs and sneeze

YUTA: see what did I tell you..oh great now I have to *hitches*

YUTA: sneezes trice *with stronger intensity*

TOGE: blessing him after each one

TOGE: activating his curse technique stop it

YUTA: hitches and stops hey…what

TOGE:  Caviar..clears throat commands him to sneeze

YUTA: sneezes harshly into his chest….oh thank gojo…oh my gosh I didn’t even know you could do that, stop a body from functioning *sneezes* wow that really cool

TOGE: bonito flakes

YUTA: im not complaining but try not to do that again I don’t know how much more my nose can take

TOGE: cute sneeze

YUTA: laughs bless you *kiss* I love you, lets go home

[the-fluff-piece]

Can you please right Prompt 11, making it sweet and using Law please? 🥺

This is part of my current follower milestone event

Thank you for your request anon!

Here's

Sing for me

Law can't sing. You do. He didn't know that, even though you've been together for a while now.

Sweet sfw fluff with an overwhelmed Law

The polar tang's crew has a night out and had been pushed into a karaoke bar by Bepo. He wants to sing Uta songs all night!

The crew drinks while Bepo sings in his cute voice, absolutely horribly but with dedication. He screeches and sqeaks like a broken teapot, but he has the time of his life. Eventually, everyone is drunk his throat is sore. When he frees the karaoke machine from his grasp, the others take the stage: penguin and Shachi sing a totally not gay song about friendship while hugging each other, Jean Bart sings some old guy songs and eventually, everyone is insisting you two sing a love duet.

Law looks like he's gonna kill someone, but your "pleaaase" eventually swayes him.

"One song. One. Pick wisely" he grunts as he pushed the song list over to you. You pick a classic: ain't no mountain high enough. It was both lovely and not too sweet for Law.

Law stands in front of the small monitor looking extremely stressed. His shoulders are drawn up, his back is hunched and he clasps the microphone to his chest like it's going to protect him. The music starts and his part is first.

"Listen baby, ain't no mountain high, ain't no valley low..." he mumbles the lyrics into his microphone. There is no talking around it: it's bad. He's bad at this. He is talking without rhythm but with a strange intonation.

Your part is directly after his. "If you need me call me, no matter where you are, no matter how far!" You sing with a melodic and crystal clear voice, holding your microphone far from your mouth to not blast everyone's ears with your trained volume.

Now would be Law's part, but he doesn't get a peep out. He stares at you wide eyed, pure shock in his eyes, his mouth open and trying to form words. You wait a few more times for him to sing his part until you eventually improvise the song into a solo piece. The crew absolutely loses it - they cheer and clap and want more.

Law shuffles to the benches and sits down, still in shock. You sing a few more of Uta's songs for Bepo, who is quickly becoming your biggest fan. The party lasts a long time, eventually everyone is screaming increasingly silly songs, their untrained vocal cords already screeching and giving up.

When all have a sore throat except for you, they decide to leave for a midnight snack. When you want to join them, Law tugs at your arm.

"Please stay" he whispers, his expression blank and unreadable. He leads you back to the karaoke machine.

"Do you know that song?" He indicates the name of a sad love ballad on the screen. You nod.

"Will you please sing that for me?" He asks.

"Of course" you say and pick up the mic once again. Law sits down in front of you and listens with a smile. The song is slow and grand and you put everything you have in it. He claps and you bow down. He's already back at the machine, picking a new song.

"How about this one?" He surely knows a lot of ballads.

"Sure!"

He kisses you and sits down to listen again. His eyes seem to eat you up as he watches and listens.

Whenever you're done with a song, he picks the next. Sad songs slowly turn into rock songs, musicals and emo punk. You didn't know he even knew these genres existed. But he did, and he loved listening to you singing for him, just for him.

Eventually, you're exhausted and your voice gets scratchy, you have to cough and take a break.

"I'm so sorry babe, I pushed you too much" Law apologises with a kiss to your forehead.

"It's nothing, it's just getting late" you say.

"You're right, it's late, let's get home."

He picks you up and carries you on his back all the way to the polar tang. Before going to sleep he asks for one more soft song and falls asleep before it's done.

[the-bar-sinister]

Deicide: Red Shift (58212 words) by VickytheSnake, thesavagesabretooth Chapters: 13/?

Summary: A mysterious signal is drawing ships across the Grand Line to a place called Elegia for the first ever concert by the rising star singer, Uta. Following the signal are Cross Guild and fallen emperor Shanks, the Charlotte family, the Donquixote Pirates and the shattered remnants of Law's crew, and Kid's crew, and Cavendish and Bartolomeo.

And the Straw Hats and their captain Luffy, who hasn't seen Uta since they were both little children at their idol Shanks' knee.

Perhaps this meeting was ordained by fate. Perhaps, in the end, there was only ever one tragic outcome possible.

But Luffy has other plans.

catch up here

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Tashigi's first week as a pirate was not going at all how one might have expected a devious and traitorous turn to the side of injustice to go. 

It had started with pulling a very drunk, very sad Emperor Shanks out of the sea and somehow it had escalated to going to see a concert. Frankly, it didn't feel all that different from being a marine, on a minute to minute basis.

Had she been a bad marine?

She was starting to think she might have been a bad marine.

"This reminds me a little bit of the pirate festival, sir!" she said over the sound of the music. Captain Crocodile had split them into groups before they came ashore, and here she was with her fellow marines, Smoker, Hina and Drake, as well as some of Crocodile's pirates, a few of whom she even recognized. There was Iron Mace Alvida, as well Daz Bones and a couple of the other old Baroque Works mercenaries.

One of them, a tall and deadly looking woman with dark hair and a smoking pipe, had wandered up to murmur something to Alvida as she lightly bobbed her head to the music.

Hina had struck up another cigarette, grinning widely around it as she bumped Tashigi's hip. "Can ya believe this, Tashigi?? Uta. Hot damn. For our first big job as pirates this is a blast! That festival don't hold a candle to this!"

Their little circle was an absolute biohazard of mingling smoke. Cigarettes, whatever drug Zala was puffing down, and Smoker's cigars blazing as he laughed sharply. "Reminds me of it too, Tashigi. Little bigger, and probably ain't gonna end in a madman slamming his way through half of it—least until the marines get here."

"I certainly hope so!" Tashigi agreed, glancing up at the stage. Especially outdoors the smoke didn't bother her– she was long used to that sort of thing in much closer quarters after working under Smoker for so long. "I mean I hope not? I hope the marines are the worst we have to contend with! Do you think it'll be bad, sir?"

Smoker looped his arm around Tashigi as he watched the young singer bounce around on stage framed by the prosthetic wings she wore, cheerful lyrics blasting out from the stage and filling the air around them with strange and flashy pyrotechnics—dancing creatures in the sky and glittering starscapes.

"It'll be bad, Tashigi. They're probably gonna send an admiral, possibly even a Buster Call if she pisses off the Celestial Dragons enough. They're already probably pissed about the signal hijacking."

"Eugh…" Hina hissed through her teeth. "Let's hope they don't send all of them." 

"Well, at any rate they're at least down a few, right?" Drake offered. "Us."

-

The set went perfectly— the rising excitement of New Genesis, a promise to everyone watching, came to a crashing crescendo in 'Backlight', riling the crowd up with a declaration of rebellion against everyone who dared abuse them. The crowd was excited—she was excited!

The whole world was watching, and her fans were full of joy, which was good. She'd give them the show they promised before she had to make her decision. Before she had to decide if Luffy's offer of a place on her crew was something she could forgive pirates at large for.

She had to figure out if she could still be a pirate like she'd once dreamed of being—after the show. After the festival ended. She hopped backstage and headed to her dressing room with a smile—only to find the Dream Guardians, her stalwart constructs, standing with a rather sizable group of…

"LUFFY! There you are, you pain in the butt! You snuck backstage again!" 

Luffy crossed his arms. "Well, obviously! I told you I was gonna introduce you to my crew! Oh and Mingo wanted to tag along I guess."

Donquixote Doflamingo, the man from the poster she'd collected, loomed at the back of the group, feather cape and all. He gave an excited wave.

"I'm a big fan," the famous pirate said.

Uta froze as she looked up at Donquixote Doflamingo with wide eyes. "Oh wow…oh WOW!"

DOFLAMINGO from her POSTERS! She had a pair of the same glasses, and he had that great coat. 

Excitement bubbled up inside her. When she'd seen his posters she KNEW he must have been misguided or something—and now she was wondering if he was even that. Maybe he was just a good pirate? After all—a monster of a pirate wouldn't ever be a fan of her music.

"Doflamingo, you like my music? I own your poster! I have it on my wall!"

The dark haired and scruffy young man leaning on Luffy's shoulder stared dubiously at her. "You're fucking kidding me. You're fans of one another??" 

Doflamingo clapped his hands together excitedly. "I love your music! I've been sharing it with everyone, isn't that right, Law?"

Luffy stuck out his tongue. "Everybody thinks your music is cool, Uta. A bunch of my crew are fans, too. Sanji's a huge fan! You have his poster too!"

Her brother reached with a stretchy arm and hauled a blond haired man with a cigarette in his mouth to the front of the group.

Sanji sputtered, little puffs of smoke leaking from his mouth as he was yanked to the forefront of the crowd—but he composed himself really quickly, taking his cigarette from his lips with a charming smile.

"I never thought I'd get to meet the beautiful goddess of music in the flesh. If you'll have me, I'd be happy to serve ya as your knight in shinin' armor~."

Uta's smile grew a bit wider. He looked JUST like his wanted poster—and who could say no to a bit of praise like that? 

After that, Luffy introduced her to his crew. There were a lot of them, and they were all very strange. Strange, but charming and kind. They weren't anything like she'd expected pirates to be— like the people of Elegia told her they'd be. Nami was a thief, but she was gregarious and clever, telling her that 'gals like us have to stick together, right' as she snickered and promised her embarrassing stories about her crewmates. 

Franky—he was a LIVING ROBOT, or a Cyborg , as he put it. A big, really interesting and completely odd man made of metal who kept calling her a 'rebel heart'. Usopp was funny, constantly telling tales she could TELL were lies all through his introduction.

The whole crew was kind and welcoming—Robin, the quietest of them, leaned over to tell her that she secretly hoped that Uta would take up her captain's request.

She was also introduced more formally to Doflamingo– "Call me Doffy", he said, despite Luffy calling him 'Mingo'-- and his crew, which apparently included Law, the guy who Luffy was hanging all over, and Bepo, a big bear mink man who was wearing a bunch of her merchandise and seemed shy.

It was an idol's job to try to be there for a fan, wasn't it? She beamed widely as she called Doflamingo Doffy as he wished, and eagerly asked him about how he found her music—and leaned over to loop Bepo in as well. He was shy—but she'd draw him into the party atmosphere!

Bepo remained shy, but it was clear he was having fun. He told her about his favorite songs and asked if she'd mind signing one of the little fanbooks someone had been selling, for his friend Buffalo.

Everyone was excited, and eager to talk to her, and it had all taken on quite a party atmosphere. Zoro, who Luffy had introduced as "my swordsman" jokingly asked if she had any of Luffy's baby pictures.

Sadly she didn't—but she DID offer Zoro embarrassing drawings of some of young Luffy's most ridiculous moments. Better than anything Luffy had ever drawn, too!

Things were great—she'd signed the fanbook, and the whole group had moved from her dressing room and out into one of the festival areas for her to grab a bite to eat as they joked, mingled and laughed.

The crew treated her like one of them—even the other crew, the Donquixotes who were there, treated her the same way. 

Eventually, she couldn't help herself. For old times sake she challenged Luffy to a contest to see if he could actually break his losing streak. 

Luffy pointed to her with a huge grin. "You're on!!"

And so they'd been on. The only question had been whether or not to screen the competition on the big monitors for everyone.

At first Uta wasn't gonna do it—this was their favorite old game after all, a private affair. But— the pre-competition smack talk had only escalated and escalated until she grinned and projected the image of themselves the entire concert wide with a cheerful proclamation.

"Hey everyone! Who's ready to watch my little brother LOSE another competition with your favorite U~T~A~!"

It had gotten the crowd pumped, that was for sure. Even if it was probably a little confusing to some of her fans. That was fine, what was important was having a good time. It was important that her fans were having a good time. That was the most important thing.

But maybe Luffy was right and her having a good time was a little bit important, too.

-

Crocodile and Mihawk had been searching the crowd for the Donquixotes for an hour or more with no sign of them.

He didn't expect to see Doflamingo's big stupid sunglass wearing face in a crowd of Straw Hats behind Uta in her latest transponder projection across the island.

"......oh." MIhawk had taken to squinting at the screen with a quietly perplexed expression as the 'contest' played out.

Uta, the world famous singer and Shanks' estranged daughter, had challenged Straw Hat Luffy to an eating contest of all things. The dainty and cheerful idol had set up a complicated mix of the classic grand line children's game of 'chicken', aka: whoever chickens out of a potential injury first is the loser—and an eating contest.

The first to finish their plate won—all while a monstrous bull with 'Uta' painted along the side charged towards them from behind. 

Crocodile stared at the screen for a long moment. In fact, he did not take his eyes off the events unfolding as he asked his dear partner in crime for an objective take.

"Mihawk. Am I hallucinating?"

"I do not believe we're able to share hallucinations, Captain," Mihawk murmured. "and I feel as if I must be, myself."

Uta declared a START!!

And she and Luffy started eating with abandon—scarfing chicken wings as the bull charged down the inexplicably rainbow colored track while fucking Doflamingo and the Straw Hats watched in amusement. 

"And you're seeing Straw Hat and Uta doing an eating contest while Doffy sits with the Straw Hat crew? Cause that's what I'm seeing."

"Yes, that is what I am seeing, Captain Crocodile," Mihawk droned. "It would seem that he's also got Law Trafalgar with him. And there is a bull."

The eating contest was neck and neck—both of them able to eat with an absolutely astonishing and admittedly alarming amount of skill and speed. The bull was getting closer—and somehow Uta had manifested a mug of beer in her hands, which she cheerfully offered to Luffy mid-meal.

And Straw Hat, of course, took the beer obviously and drank it. Crocodile struggled once again with the fact that if he had met Luffy first in Alabasta, before Vivi did, things might have gone very differently.

"Something's off, Hawky," Crocodile grumbled, watching Luffy get attacked by a bull live on stage.

"I suppose it could be falsified footage," Mihawk mused quietly, "though that isn't easy to make."

Taking advantage of his distraction Uta finished her plate and leapt out of the way of the bull as it barreled closer, laughing cheerfully as she did. 

"And why the hell would she put Doffy in it of all people?" Crocodile demanded, watching the farce play out. "Alright well at least we know he's around here somewhere. Even if it's weird we haven't seen any of his family."

There was a lot more weird than just that, but hopefully if they found Doflamingo he could answer some of those questions.

Uta on the screen was rolling around, kicking her feet on the ground as she laughed and Luffy clearly lost their ridiculous contest on mass-broadcast transponder snail.

She looked up with a joyful smile and raised her hands like she was miming claws, squeezing her fingers at him and sticking out her tongue "And that's another loss for you, Luffy! Looks like you still can't beat me after all!"

"Well, Doffy is a big fan, isn't he? He told me a few times. Perhaps he used his charm to get a backstage pass." 

"Maybe," Crocodile murmured. "Alright let's find the fuck out."

-

The contest had Shanks smiling again for the first time since Uta had gone off stage at the end of her set. Since then, he'd been nervously wondering why Uta would be mad at him, and what he should do.

Buggy had no fucking clue how to answer either of those worries. It was weird, right? Sure, he was pissed when Shanks left, and he was sure Uta felt the same way, but why would she have told him that she'd wanted to stay in the first place? And how the hell do you fix that?

He'd been lost in trying to figure out how to navigate that minefield when the contest blared out in front of him and set his eyes bugging out of his skull.

What the FUCK was Doflamingo doin' there?? With Luffy and his gang of all people too? The whole crew—and….and…

His eyes lingered on Princess Vivi for a long and baffled moment. Hoo boy, ooh, ouch, oof, that was gonna be a whole other can of worms. He'd seen her wanted posters, he knew she was a pirate but—

Hooo boy. Aborting hard from that line of thought he turned his attention to the contest instead. Holy fuck, that kid could eat. Was Shanks really sure that she wasn't actually Luffy's birth sister? Because he'd never seen someone actually rival the notorious glutton other than whats-her-name the newbie pirate who vanished. Bonney. Yeah. 

"She beat him again!" Shanks chuckled. "Should have expected that, really."

"Did she uh, usually beat him at this kinda thing?" Buggy asked, looking at the guy who wiped the floor with him in the East Blue—who he helped during Marineford—lose spectacularly to Shanks' bubbly daughter. 

"Every time. Because she played dirty, and Luffy played fair. Just like that." Shanks was grinning widely.

"She really is your daughter, ain't she?" Buggy laughed with a shake of his head, rubbing the back of his neck. "They look like they're really havin' fun. That's a good thing, right?" 

"Yeah. Just like old times."

-

"I can't believe you cheated!" Luffy huffed, hands on his hips after the end of the contest.

Uta giggled, scrunching her fingers at him again like she used to as her smile stretched across her face. "I didn't cheat! I'm just playin' the way a pirate would. You're a pirate aren't you?"

This was wonderful—wonderful! It felt just like it had back at the village, back when it was the two of them playing and talking about their dreams every night they were in town. Their old contest, the rivalry, the well of affection she'd had bottled up for years!

"Well, maybe, but, ugh!!" He stuck his tongue out at her, stretching it long. "I guess you still like the pirate way after all!"

After his momentary frustration, he threw his arms around her in a hug.

Uta hugged him back, her arms looping around him and holding him tight as she burrowed her face against his shoulder. "Seems t-that way, huh?" she murmured against his neck.

Even after so long pushing that down, maybe she still had that pirate's spirit buried inside her heart? Was that—was that a bad thing? 

"I'm glad," he said softly, tugging at her hair. "Oh yeah! Hey there was something I was supposed to ask you about."

Uta lightly poked at his back, the smile still wide on her face as she just—relished the contact with someone she'd cared about. She'd been here for so long, just her and the people of Elegia—she'd missed this.

"Yeah? What is it?" 

"We were just wondering if there was something weird about the island," he told her earnestly. "We have a friend, Violet, and I guess she passed out and said there was something up with it?"

Uta's eyes widened as her heart nearly stopped. 'Something weird about the island', a guest had passed out? Her brow furrowed in concern. 

"...do you know why she passed out? I don't know what about Elegia would make her pass out like that! Did she just get too much sun? Or—she said it was the island?" 

Luffy scratched his neck and looked back at the others as if looking for input. "Uh, she said she was blind? And there was something wrong with the island. And then she passed out. She has a devil fruit power?"

Law leaned over and explained. "She's got a devil fruit power, yeah. Basically she can see everything. Within a certain radius she can extend her 'sight' to cover it. She tried checking up on her sister who's somewhere out there on the sea, and she yelled she was blind and passed out—it sounds like something was interfering with her devil fruit. Maybe seastone or something."

"Seastone??" Uta's brow furrowed. "We don't have any of that on the island. I mean—it'd get in the way of me, too."

"Oh yeah," Luffy nodded sagely. "I bet you like, wouldn't even be able to sing at all if there was seastone around. So it must be something else."

Doffy stepped over from nearby, cocking his head. "So you don't have any idea what could cause it? Well, our doctors will just have to get better at their job, then."

Uta bit her lip, her brow furrowing as she looked between them. She had an idea—admittedly she did. There was a nagging part of her that told her that even if she trusted them she shouldn't say a word, though.

"Well—it's possible that another devil fruit in the area is interfering with it?" she offered. 

Luffy cocked his head. "You think so? There are a lot of people on the island!"

Doffy stroked his chin. "That's a fair point."

Uta clapped her hands together. 

"That's right—lots of people and lots of devil fruits—the problem is devil fruits is you never know how they're gonna interact with one another, you know?" She pointed to Luffy. "Like—I dunno, maybe your stretchy power would malfunction in the face of something that rubber doesn't like." 

Luffy wrinkled his nose. "I guess."

Luckily, Uta had a way to dodge the rest of this conversation. She was going to have to get back on stage any minute.

She gasped out loud. 

"Shoot—I have to get backstage and get ready for my next set!!!" She grabbed Luffy's hands tightly "Luffy, I'm so glad we met again, and I'm so glad I got to meet the crew. I—" she hesitated, looking over her shoulder at the stage. 

Luffy squeezed her hands. "I know you gotta do your concert thing. We can talk more later, right? I'll tell you if we find out what's up with Violet!"

"We'll talk more later! Let me know what you find out, ok?" She smiled fondly at him. "---and maybe we'll talk more about that offer you gave me. I really like your crew…a lot." 

-

Headed back from Uta's dressing room to the bridge, everyone was naturally talking about meeting the pop star, and her contest with Luffy, and what might have been up with the island.

Luffy had pulled Sanji aside with a big grin. "What did you think now that you met her in person?"

"She's a hell of a girl, Luffy! I'll say that much." Sanji grinned back at him. "---didn't know how much like you she was until the two of you started goofin' around. Wouldn't have expected it, but—she makes it look good." 

"Makes eating chicken look good?" He stuck out his tongue. "I looked better! She cheated!"

Still, he laughed, hanging himself around Sanji's shoulders.He wrapped his arms around him with a wry smirk around his cigarette.

"Captain, captain, you both looked gorgeous. But she did cheat—which is surprisingly pirate-like behavior for such a sweet lookin' girl." He took a long drag off his cigarette "and I gotta respect her showmanship and dedication on the stage—but how are you feelin? Excited that she's back in your life?" 

"I'm really excited," Luffy nodded. "I hope she's really gonna join our crew. I think she will! She acts way more like a pirate than a pop star."

-

She acts way more like a pirate than a popstar!

Bepo overheard Luffy's conversation as they walked the long, winding way through the concert grounds back toward the bridge.

He wasn't wrong! Meeting Uta had been shocking– though not in a bad way at all. He glanced around the group, everybody seemed to be in a good mood for the most part. Hopefully this thing with Violet wouldn't turn out to be such a big deal…

He looked Law over, gauging his mood.

Law didn't seem to be in a bad mood—he had a kind of bemused expression on his face as they left Luffy behind with his crew—contented and happy, though with that edge of worry for Violet still lingering.

In fact, he seemed kind of amused by that whole conversation with Luffy. "I can't believe he's trying to recruit the Grand Line's biggest pop star." 

"I'd say maybe we can snatch her up first, but…" Doffy trailed off, laughing. "So that was Uta. I like her even more, now."

"But Luffy would lose his shit if you stole his big sister?" Law smirked at Doffy as they walked. "That was Uta—honestly, same. I didn't know what to think of her besides her music—but now that I met her? She seems like a hell of a gal." 

"I'd love to ask her more about her thoughts on the world government," Doffy said, idly. "But I didn't want to kill the mood, huh? And yeah, don't wanna set Straw Hat off by stealing his sis. Fun addition as she might be.""

"Yeah," Bepo nodded thoughtfully in agreement. "As long as Violet turns out to be okay everything is going pretty great."

Law patted him on the back with a smile. 

"Damn right—-and if it really is just a conflict of devil fruit powers, then she should be fine once she wakes up and realizes that something isn't, like, actually wrong with her." He looked up at the sky with a wry smile. "and Doffy, it's a three day long concert, I'm sure you can snag her for a little more time to talk about that kinda shit." 

Doflamingo chuckled. "If she's not too busy doing her pop star things. No, you're right. I'm sure she'll have a little bit of time for lil ol' Doffy."

"I—" Law was about to continue when suddenly a voice cut through the crowd. 

"---CAPTAIN??!" The warm, slightly scratchy feminine voice was incredibly familiar to Bepo, even if its source wasn't immediately visible. 

Bepo's ears flicked, orienting toward the voice. It was a familiar voice. A voice he hadn't thought he'd ever hear again.

He turned. Surely he had to be mistaken.

Law's brow furrowed. "That sounds like—"

All doubt was chased away when an unmistakable young woman shoved her way past grumbling concert goers to lock eyes with Law–and then with Bepo.

Dark, coiled hair bounced around Ikkaku's face as she stumbled to a stop with her hand to her lips and a wide-eyed expression of surprise. 

"I thought I'd heard your voice—I'd thought—you actually…." She was wearing something new, not the boiler suit of the Heart pirates, but a black crop top and a pair of loose fitting pants cinched by a belt containing a bunch of completely empty tool loops, .but it was the same Ikkaku, right down to the tears welling in her eyes as she said "I thought you'd fuckin' died! Both of ya!" 

"Ikkaku??" Bepo couldn't believe his eyes. She'd thought they were dead? They thought that she was dead. He looked between her, and Law and back again in complete shock.

That was when he noticed the crowd behind her. More of the Heart Pirates! Almost all of them!

Law froze where he stood, and Bepo saw the smile light up his face. "...I'll be damned… I'll be DAMNED! You guys—almost all of you! How the hell did you make it?"

Ikkaku held her arms out towards them. "Bepo! Captain, you wouldn't believe how much of a shitshow it was down there! We barely survived—I got dragged through the fuckin' ocean! But—but…"

She hesitated, and then turned to the others. "SEE? I told ya Law would be fine, you limp dicked morons! Now we can all go back to bein' the Heart Pirates!" 

Now Bepo looked between Law, and Doflamingo, and the Heart Pirates with a sinking and conflicted feeling in his belly.

[fairy-writes]

Okay sending in another since I thought it might be easier in two messages

Could I also request Be My Forever with Uta for the event? I hope you've been doing well, and congrats again! 😊

BE MY FOREVER

Reblogs and Comments are greatly appreciated!!

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Fandom(s): Tokyo Ghoul

Pairing(s): Uta x Gender Neutral!Human!Reader

Song: Be My Forever by Christina Perri

Notes: Hey! It’s been a hot minute since I saw you on my dash! I hope you’re doing well!

This is also pre-Kaneki, so pre-Tokyo Ghoul.

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Your relationship was a disaster waiting to happen. 

Uta should have known. A human and a ghoul could never have a safe or stable relationship. 

But neither of you cared. 

We're on top of the world.

We're on top of the world now, darling, so don't let go

Can I call you mine

So can I call you mine now, darling

For a whole lot of time

My heart finally trust my mind

And I know somehow it's right

He met you when he first opened up his mask shop. He had been in his early twenties at that point, just starting out. The business had, of course, been slow at first. No one knew about the little shop in the fourth ward that sold masks to humans and ghouls alike. 

But once the word got out, ghouls started trickling in for masks to hide their faces from Doves. Occasionally, humans would come by for one reason or another. 

And one of those humans was you. 

And oh, we got time, yeah.

So darling, just say you'll stay.

Right by my side

And oh, we got love, yeah.

So darling, just swear you'll stand right by my side.

He looked up from the coffee he was drinking in the back room as the bell above the front door jingled. Setting the drink down, he meandered his way into the main room, where you were looking at all the masks. You crouched down to look at one on one of the lower shelves, tracing a finger down the design of the leather.

“Welcome.” He said simply, and you jumped to your feet, whirling with wide eyes to stare at him. However, once you realized it was only him, you relaxed. You didn’t seem to mind nor care about his appearance. A fact he found the most intriguing. Usually, people would recoil at his looks, thinking he was a ghoul. And he was, but no one else had to know that. So he hid his kakugan under the guise of it being tattoos like everything else on his body.

“You are the mask maker, yes?” You asked him curiously, getting closer than most people did unless they had to. Again, you seemed at ease with him. Yet another thing that was intriguing about you. 

“Call me Uta.” He said, and you brightened,

“Alright, Uta. Can you make me a mask?” He liked how his name sounded coming from you. So he found himself readily agreeing. 

We're on top of the world.

We're on top of the world now, darling, so don't let go

Hmm, I've got something to say

You're perfect in every way. I'm gonna shout it out

I'm wanna tell you now

'Cause I know somehow it's right

He took your measurements, asked you a couple of questions about what you wanted, and found himself genuinely enjoying your company. So much so he was almost sad that you left. The two of you exchanged numbers strictly so he could message you when your mask was done. 

It was strictly business. 

At least, that’s what he told himself. 

And oh, we got time, yeah.

So darling, just say you'll stay right by my side

And oh, we got love, yeah

Darling, just swear you'll stand right by my side

Even after your mask was finished and you paid for it, you still messaged him from time to time. It began business-like enough. Questions on how to care for the mask or requests for minor repairs as it wore over time. 

Then it evolved when he was drunk on blood wine and messaged you asking you to coffee. It was innocent enough, right? It was just coffee. 

Just coffee.

Be my forever

Be my forever

Be my forever

But one coffee outing turned into two. That turned into four. Soon Uta didn’t call them outings. He called them dates. Was this a date? He hadn’t done that before. He had been too busy as the leader of the fourth ward in his earlier years, and he hadn't bothered once he had opened his mask shop. 

Be my forever

Be my forever

Be my forever

“You’re a ghoul, right?” You asked him one day when he was walking you home. He had taken to doing that when he discovered you lived in the eleventh ward. That was where Aogiri resided and was nearly inhabitable for humans. But you told him the rent was cheap and the apartments were nice enough, so that’s where you would stay until something better came up.

Part of him wondered if you’d move to the fourth ward with him. But he was too scared to ask. 

“I am. Does that bother you?” He replied, and you shrugged, hand brushing his as you keep your eyes forward. His heart stutters at the feeling.

“Well, are you planning on eating me?” At this, he shakes his head,

“Of course not.” You glance at him and grin, your hand reaching forward and entwining fingers with his. 

“Then no, it doesn’t.” 

You're my bright blue sky.

You're the sun in my eyes.

Oh, baby, you're my life.

You're the reason why

It doesn’t take long for things to change between you after that. 

Uta holds your hand whenever he walks you home. He touches your shoulder when you practice making masks because you tell him you want to learn how. He has a special coffee cup explicitly reserved for him in your apartment, and you have your cup in his. 

We're on top of the world.

We're on top of the world now, darling, so don't let go

(1, 2, 3, 4)

He kisses you under the moonlight precisely a year after you first met. 

You taste like sugar and coffee, and your arms play with the hair at the back of his neck as you lean in close. His hands fit snuggly at your waist, and he doesn’t let go until he has to come up for air. You lean your forehead against him, brushing noses with him as you grin that brilliant smile reserved just for him. 

“I love you.” He says, and you lean in to peck his lips again.

“I love you too.”

And oh, we got time

Yeah, we got love

So, darling, just swear you'll stay right by my side

Oh, and we got love, yeah

So, darling, just swear you'll stand right by my side.

The bell jingles above his shop, and he turns from his worktable. Uta finds a small smile playing on his lips when he realizes it’s you. You wander over and lean your weight on his back, pressing a kiss to his temple as you peek at the current mask design he’s working on. 

“What do you think?” He asks, more out of wanting to hear your voice than anything. He knew it would look good. He hadn’t worked this hard to hone his skills for nothing. 

“I love it. It’s not my mask, but I love it nonetheless.” You tease, running a hand through his hair and gently working the elastic from it so it falls down his shoulders. 

“I’m glad you like it.” He leans his head against your shoulder and presses his nose to the underside of your jaw. 

You smell like coffee and sugar, and the particular smell that was unique to you alone. 

It was his favorite. 

Be my forever

Be my forever

Be my forever

He should have known things would go wrong, especially when you didn’t show up or contact him for three days. 

Uta unlocks your door with his key and opens it. 

And immediately smells blood and the stench of a ghoul. 

He drops the sunflowers he had purchased in an attempt to appease any anger you might have held toward him because that was the only thing that made sense. You had to be mad at him. That was it, right?

Be my forever

Be my forever

Be my forever

You are in the kitchen. 

What’s left of you anyway. 

Your eyes are glassy and dead. Blood spatters up the cabinets, and viscera is strewn all over the floor. The window is open in the other room. That must’ve been how the ghoul got in. 

Was this a hit from Aogiri tree? 

He didn’t care. He couldn't even find it in him to cry as shock rooted him to the ground. 

Will you love me forever?

I'll love you forever.

Be my forever

He had known all along, somewhere deep in his heart.

He shouldn’t have gotten attached. 

Your relationship was a disaster waiting to happen. 

But that didn’t change the fact that he wanted you by his side forever. 

He wanted you to be his forever. 

Be my forever

Be my forever

Be my forever

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Wait, We Have a Talking Cat?!? (Shanks x Fem Reader)

@kazenomegaminowanpisu ask for shanks x fem reader and that fem reader adopts a magical cat. I got my inspiration for my sassy magical cat from Salem from Sabrina the Teenage Witch. I wanted a really sassy cat and Salem was the sassiest! Well, I hope you like it and thanks for the request my friend!

Being the only girl on the Red Force could be lonely.  Yes, you were with Shanks.  He was the best boyfriend ever, but you know what they say.  Boys will be boys.  And boy, did those boys live by that phrase.  “Hey Shanks,” you asked one night while laying with him in bed, “can I get a cat?”

He looked over at you puzzled.  “I mean sure Y/N but why?”

You sighed, “I used to have a cat as a kid named Bingo and I loved that cat.  I think it would be fun, plus I’m the only girl so I’d be nice to have a companion that isn’t a grown man.”

Shanks looked at you.  His gray eyes looked into your (e/c) ones.  He caressed his lovely girlfriend’s right cheek with his hand. “Then on the next island you can go adopt a cat.  I’ll tell the boys now.  It’ll be like we have Uta back!”

“Are you comparing your own daughter to a cat?  Why?”

“Both can be adorable but will rip your head off when angry.”

“Oh god,” you laughed while rolling your eyes.

***

When you reached the next island, you headed straight for the shops, while Shanks and the rest of the crew headed to the bars.  You saw one little pet shop called “Ms. Crystal’s Pets and Magical Goods”.  You walked inside and it was not like any shop you had ever seen.  The walls were a dark maroon shade while all the lighting was fairy lights or pendants that looked like stars or moons.  The shelves were lined with not only pet toys and pet food, but also small little trinkets.  You approached the old orniet oak counter where a sweet looking old woman stood.  “Hello dear,” she said with a smile, “what can I help you with?”

You smiled back, “I’m looking for a cat.  Do you have any?”

“Of course.  And I know just the right one for you.”

She disappeared into the back, while you awaited your new little furry friend.

***

“So he lost his arm saving my namesake,” your cat Luffy asked you.  The sweet old lady at the pet store told you that this cat was special, it had magical powers.  Besides talking, he could also create objects out of thin air, which came in handy when you ram out of important materials and supplies on the ship.  Everyone knew about Luffy’s powers on the ship, everyone except Shanks.  All the other boys found out when Luffy accidentally started talking to them about giving him a pet.  Benn Beckham’s came when he asked him what Benn was short for: Benjamin, Bennet, Benedict, Bennifer.  Luffy talked in front of Shanks, but he was drunk and thought he was seeing things.

“He did lose it saving Luffy,” you replied, “Luffy is a devil fruit user and was drowning so Shanks went in and saved him, but a Sea King ate Shanks’ arm.”

“So my name sake is an idiot?”

“No, he was seven and was thrown into the water.”

Luffy laughed.  He was definitely a sassy cat, but you were just as sassy.  “Well, I’m hungry, so I’m getting a snack.  Do you want anything?  Tuna? Maybe a devil fruit like the other Luffy?  Then you can go for a swim.”

“I’d love one…wait, are you trying to kill me?  Never mind you can’t live without me,” the black cat said, putting emphasis on me.

“Tuna it is then.” you laughed walking out of the room to the kitchen.

A few moments later someone walked into yours and Shanks’ room.  Luffy spoke up, “I hope you brought me the nice tuna from the blue can, and not that garbage kind in the red one.”

There was no answer.  Luffy looked up and noticed a surprised Shanks, grey eyes wide open. 

“Oh crap,” the black cat said with his emerald green eyes wide in shock.

When you return from the kitchen you notice your main man and your magical cat staring at each other.

“When were you going to tell me our cat talked? Does the rest of the crew know?” Shanks asked, grabbing your shoulders, staring at you in complete disbelief.

“All the boys know. Luffy’s talked to you a lot, but you’ve been really drunk,” you laughed.

“I was also the one who created that necklace you bought Y/N for her birthday,” Luffy interrupted.  Shanks stared at the cat and then at you.

“He creates objects too!  Oh my god I love this cat. What else can you do Luffy?”

“That’s about it but don’t ask me to make you a new arm.  I like you, but I tried that once with my old owner.  Now she has an extra leg.”

“Awesome.”

“You’re not mad about the cat?” you asked.  You were scared that he would want you to get rid of the cat since you never told him.

He smashes his lips into yours.  “Of course not.  Even if Luffy wasn’t a cool magical cat and instead hated me, I’d let you keep him.”

You kissed him on the cheek and said, “I love you Shanks!  If you excuse me, I’m going to go get water.”

“Love you too,” he answered back.

He sat with Luffy for a few seconds in silence until his new favorite feline asked, “So Beckham, does Benn stand for Benjamin or Bennifer?”

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